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I used to love late night exercise in my living room.

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When it comes to cheating, there are definitely things you don’t NEED to know.

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My mother has been screaming at the front door for hours now. She’s not happy that I killed her with my bare hands.

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How many priests does it take to screw one light bulb?

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I reached the top of a 100 story building.

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I yelled downstairs as I walked to the living room, "Thanks for turning off my alarm clock and my light!"

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I was lying when I said I liked long car trips.

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As I loaded the empty 50 gallon drums bacon onto the trailer, I knew it was too late.

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“Haha, yeah your butt does look a little big in that...!” I chuckled loudly, with a hint of reticence.

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They told me skydiving would be fun, that it would be a life changing experience, that I'd thank them later.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I used to love late night exercise in my living room.	6
When it comes to cheating, there are definitely things you don’t NEED to know.	6
My mother has been screaming at the front door for hours now. She’s not happy that I killed her with my bare hands.	6
How many priests does it take to screw one light bulb?	6
I reached the top of a 100 story building.	6
I yelled downstairs as I walked to the living room, "Thanks for turning off my alarm clock and my light!"	6
I was lying when I said I liked long car trips.	6
As I loaded the empty 50 gallon drums bacon onto the trailer, I knew it was too late.	6
“Haha, yeah your butt does look a little big in that...!” I chuckled loudly, with a hint of reticence.	6
They told me skydiving would be fun, that it would be a life changing experience, that I'd thank them later.	6